With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• It’s only a matter of time before Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’s Bow Wow’s is sweeping through middle-aged parties around the nation.  (People Pets)
• Well with a name like Twinkie of course this little pet piglet proved its shelf life wasn’t up yet.  (New York Daily News)
• Everyday I get up and tell myself, “If unemployed Romanian dogs can get a job, so can I!”  (Discovery News)
• Nerds pimped this kitty’s ride out and it is b-o-s-s. (Catsparella)
• The Puppy Bowl staring line up has arrived.  Clear eyes.  Full hearts.  So cute.  (Jezebel)