They tell me this guy’s name is Jazzy, but we thought he looked more like a Christian, as in Christian the Lion. The homeowners on his cul-de-sac in Templeton, CA look after him. It seemed like he had eye issues, but he appeared healthy and happy otherwise. His favorite things include the leftover fish we fed him, being petted by adoring ladies all weekend (can we blame him now, really), and “talking” to us through sliding glass doors.

Pic by my girl Jillian.