With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• This Olympian’s pup takes the gold, silver and bronze in the competitive sport of Naughtiness.  (Yahoo!)
• I’m totally doing this because I fully suspect that my cat Arthur – who loves to swim in the water and watch me shower – is part seal and part crazy.  (Wired)
• This New Mexico’s town dog Blue is breaking their laws…but legally.  (Fox News)
• Seriously, Kia should just start building cars in the shape of hamsters and then they would fly off the show room floor.  (AdAge)
• Dude looks like a dog lover.  (TIME)

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