With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• An actual competition that combines marijuana, dead bodies and dogs? This has all the makings of a Showtime series. (Huffington Post)
• Here is my question: Was he cool with the other 549 cats and the 550th one was a just real ball buster? (Jezebel)
• For once Pitbulls are really happy to be left out.  (CBS News)
• When you are allergic to dogs and cats the obvious solution is to instead house 14 rats.  (People Pets)
• Look children! It’s Mary Pup-pins! (New York Daily News)
• One lucky dog will get to play groom to Lucky, the dog!  (MSNBC)

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