With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Snidley Whiplash wouldn’t stand a chance with Lily the Pitbull nearby.  (People Pets)
• Makeshift. Russian. Catlift.  (Huffington Post)
• “Food. Sniff. Pet. Food. Butt. Pet. Whizz. Sleep. Food. Pet. Cat. Butt. Sleep. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Sleep.”  Just taking a stab at solving the canine mystery questioned here. (Jezebel)
• The Queen loves horses and I love the word “jubilee,” so basically this article is a perfect 10.  (Daily Mail)
• Your dog is tired and it’s contagious.  (Huffington Post)

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