With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

•  Here is an equation that I never learned in school but wish I had:  Dog + dog poop = Free WiFi (TIME)
• I mean at least have the decency to ask your pooch before you airbrush a picture of it riding on a dolphin at sunset on it’s fur.  (Detroit Free Press)
•  From award winning actor to author – what else did you think Uggie the Dog would be doing? Sniffing rumps? I think not. (Washington Post)
• Felines and inmates are the new ebony & ivory. (Aurora Sentinel)
•  When I won’t stop talking everyone tells me to shut up but it’s just so damn cute when a lost parakeet won’t stop chirping it’s address to the police. So unfair.  (New York Daily News)

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