With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Yes it was the size of a smart car but could this turtle parallel park like one?  (Huffington Post)
• Adding a BA in Pooch with a minor in Woof is a resume builder for any career.  (Washington Post)
• The goldfish made him do it.  (Daily News)
• It ain’t cute when your own teenager is and it ain’t cute when your teenage Fido is.  (Jezebel)
• Having been swimming in the ocean when a dirty floating diaper smacks me in the face, I assure you dogs are the least and also non-existent in the list of my concerns when it comes to what’s wrong with local beaches. (USA Today)

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