With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Either this dog really didn’t wan his owner going to the Master’s or this owner really likes puke-covered puzzles. (SF Gate)
• Celebrities care about hairballs.  (People Pets)
• This dog could have skinnier joints and potentially be able to romp around like a pup again?  I’m certain the Housewives of Beverly Hills will be knocking on its doggy door any minute now… (USA Today)
• I now pronounce you fish and fish; you may fishface the bride.  (This Is Somerset)
• I Can Has Cheezburger can has upcoming reality show on Bravo. (Catsparella)

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