With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Uggie can act the pants off a film, but what everyone really wants to know:  Can he tell a good joke? (The Hollywood Reporter)
•  Well now this poor kitty is going to have a hell of a time getting through security at the airport. (Daily Mail)
•  The cat above is getting a prosthetic limb, these dogs are getting infrared cameras…this is all feeling very Transformers. (NY Times)
• With representation like a bengal, a jaguar and a panther in the mix of teams it comes as no surprise that cats have the inside track on the Superbowl. (Oregon Live)
• Hoping to hop to a victory, these bunnies mean business.  (BBC)

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