With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Next week on the cover of US Magazine:  Einsten and George Clooney fall in love at pooch rehab!  (People Pets)
• Yoko was his woman but John Lennon loved his puss. (Gothamist)
• Well if someone would just ask the dog what it wanted to do, maybe you would fight less. (Telegraph)
• If you can’t get on board with me and my pet kangaroo we’ll pack up our pouch and hop on. (MSNBC)
• My greatest phobia is that I will acquire a phobia of kittens. (Jezebel)

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