With so many pet stories posted around the web each week, it’s hard to keep up.  Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• How many licks does it take to get to the center of an infected toe? (The Awl)

• The jury is out on whether or not this story is true, but since I want it to be, I’m going to project that these two are now happily living together in a condo in Boca. (Vegansaurus!)

• A bird in the hand… (BBC)

• Catodile?  Crocopussy?  I can’t decide if the SyFy channel or Cinemax is going to option this into a movie first. (Daily Mail)

• I’ve always said that four legs is two too many! (Daily Express)

• Forget paying the neighbor’s kid to push the mower. I’d love to know this dog’s choice of lawn pattern. (Pet Sugar)

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