With so many pet stories around the web each week it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• If this book suggests any type of career in the fields of sleeping, dozing, snoozing, catching winks or zonking out, my two felines will be joining the work force ASAP. It’s about god damn time. (People Pets)

• It’s always the quiet ones that you have to watch out for. (LA Unleashed)

• I keep a spare dog under my desk for just this reason. (The Economist)

• I’ll give up my phone in the car, but didn’t you read my bumper sticker? My dog is my co-pilot! (The Money Times)

• Yes, but can it scoot on the rug? (Crunch Gear)

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