With so many pet stories posted around the web every week, it’s hard to keep up. Table Scraps is our weekly roundup of memorable pet news around the internet.

• Hmmm, the evidence that Jesus was a dog is growing… (People Pets)

• Cerebellar Hypoplasia Felines…gesundheit.  (PR Web)

• Lost your cat? Don’t call this guy. Get this iPhone app instead.  (NW ITimes)

• I don’t know what the big deal is, I’m sure it was just stuck in traffic.  (People Pets)

• It’s all cute and harmless until this cat burglar is found handcuffed to your bed with a Lucha libre mask on. (NWCN)

• Well, he wasn’t honking because he got cut off in traffic by that missing tortoise.  (Paw Nation)

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