Michael Jackson organic catnip toy, $7.50

I got sucked into the Etsy vortex a moment ago and came across Oh Boy! Cat Toy, self-professed makers of “weird cats toys for weird cats.” I think these are actually weird cat toys for weird cat owners, but I count myself as one of those, so I’m not hatin’. Some of you may recognize the Michael Jackson catnip toy above — it was featured on Regretsy.com back in October (with a noticeably cheaper price tag!). Check out some of these fantastically silly creations, which, btw, are made from recycled materials and filled with organic catnip.

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Toilet paper cat toy, $12.

Pair of Dentures organic catnip toy, $15.